Me memes 1-25

List No. 1

teacher
father
husband
drinker
talker
listener
son
forgetful
frustrated
excitable

List No.2

Deb
Emily
Jack
Isaac
Bill
Ted
Justin
Ness
Callum
Isabella
Felix
Joss
Nick
Lydia
Elizabeth
Pete
Jeannie
Mark
Nikki
Tess
Louis
Martyn
Yanina
Eva
Ruth
Nick
Gin
Jonny
Jess
Jethroe
Lorenzo
Milan
Remi
Glenda
Gary
Gareth
Steve


List No. 3

Lancaster
Hornby
Melton
Syston
Queniborough
East Goscote
Loughborough
Loughborough
Loughborough
Mountsorrel
Loughborough
Swinton
Loughborough
Loughborough

List No.4

Michelle
Amber
Emma
Sarah
Jane
Katrina
Nina
Suzy
Deb
? (I'm sorry, I forgot your name)Karen
Viv
Deb

List No. 5

Mrs Nixon
Mr Osbourne
Mrs ?
Mrs Rushby
Mrs Freshwater
Mr Wilson
Mr Dyson
Mr Sargeant
Mr Haynes
Mr Smith

Lost No. 6

Showaddwaddy
Madness
The Police
AC/DC
Kiss
Iron Maiden
Duran Duran
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Depeche Mode
Bryan Adams
Prince
U2
Oasis
Radiohead
Arctic Monkeys

List No.7

Raleigh Striker
Raleigh Grifter
Raleigh Stratos
Raleigh Mustang
Marin Bear Valley
Orange Clockwork
Saracen Killi Flyer Comp
Giant 880 ATX

List No.8

microsoft
apple
ipod
tesco
beer
cars

List No.9

Mark
Guy
Jared
Russell
Jon
Paul
Justin
Mark
Martyn

List No.10

Dad
Granny Turner
Uncle Eric
Mr Merrall
Grandma Joan
Great Grandma

Great Grandad Frank

List No.11

shoes in the house
sitting at the computer
coming to bed late
not getting up in the morning
working
not working
not knowing what goes in which recycle bag
drinking too much
supporting liverpool
going the quick way
walking slowly

List No.12

Spiders in the same room as me
the telephone ringing
the dustpan and brush in the cupboard under the sink
being late
talking on the phone in the same room as other people
unanswered questions
comedy that relies on embarrassment
tight t-shirts
things that should be in the fridge when they are not
talking about money
saying no
boxer shorts (unless worn as pyjamas)
trousers without belts
trainers with jeans
eye contact with women
dog licks
being around other people when they are arguing
children not behaving in public
rule breaking
asking for directions

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List No.14

1 pint Cranberry Squash
4 Toffees
1 handful of chocolate raisins
1/2 pint water
1 Glocosamine Sulphate tablet
1 Cod liver oil capsule
2 paracetamol
1 mug of tea

List No.15

1. Have we got any milk?
2. Or bread?
3. Is it bin day?
4. How exactly are we going to pay the mortgage this month?
5. Do I really need another pint?
6. Shall I get Deb some flowers?
7. I'll give them a call.
8. Would you like a cup of tea?
9. No.
10. Are you looking at me, pal?

Lost No.16

List No.17

Star Wars
Grease
Dirty Dancing
Dances with Wolves
The Blues Brothers
ET
The Matrix
Fight Club
Trainspotting
Shallow Grave

List No.18

Director of Public Health Education
robcooper.com
Osiris games
Former fat guy
Renowned calligrapher
Ubisoft MD
Director of compliance and training
Local artist
A-channel reporter
Chiswick 1st team hockey
On-line editor
Football poet
Halloween sounds
Vintage blues and jazz
Wright State Raiders Head Coach
Honorary Canadian Citizen
Aircraft Photos
Eastern College Athletic Conference Men's Gymnastic Championship

List No.19

3 pairs stripy socks
1 bracelet
4 DVDs: City of God, Betty Blue, Dead Man's Shoes, No Direction Home
2 CDs: The Best of The Pogues, The Best of Squeeze
2 books: Lolita, a collection of travel stories (The Middle of Nowhere)
2 tins for collecting money, each capable of holding £500 pounds
A tin of pub magic tricks
A stripy jumper
A Hong Kong Phooey T-shirt

List No.20

6:30 Classic FM
6:35 Stove top whistling kettle on
6:37 Brush teeth, listen to kettle whistle
6:40 Take tea to Deb
6:42 Put clothes in dryer to warm
6:45 Drink tea, eat cereal
6:52 Dress in the kitchen while kettle boils again
6:55 Drink cup of coffee
7:00 Put on shoes, helmet, gloves
7:05 Get bike out
7:07 Set off for work
7:45 Arrive at work

List No.21

Shop work
Construction
Painter and Decorator
Child Care Officer
Child Care Officer and Climbing Instructor
Child Care Officer and Climbing Instructor and Night Duty Warden
Teacher
Painter and Decorator
Painter and Decorator and Play worker
Painter and Decorator
Painter and Decorator and Teacher
Painter and Decorator and Teacher and Night Duty Warden

List No.22

the bicycle
Pi
The concept of nothing
The Alhambra
One
The End of the Affair
Star Wars
Relativity
Nighthawks
Gerrard's FA cup goal
The four minute mile
The Internet
Digging
Bread
The wheel
Fire

List No.23

friends
inertia
fear
friday nights
loyalty
mum
work
familiarity
money

List No.24

Betwys Y Coed
Ambleside
Cromer
Sheringham
Bowness
Bedgelert
Port Isaac
Scarborough
Morecombe Bay
Whitby
Calver
Buxton
Skegness
Croyde

List No.25

Trinity's outfit
The references to Baudrillard
Alice in Wonderland
The use of generic conventions
The storyboards
When Morpheus fights Neo
When Neo says, "No"
The short wild west scene
The Deja Vu
The ending