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These are the things I know.

To Do List

Mind the gap
your head

avoid confrontation

don't talk with your mouth full
like that to me

keep out of reach
out of sight
out of mind

avoid capture

don't run
do that
mess about

stay out of trouble
in control

avoid eye contact

look at me when I'm talking to you
behind you

never talk to strangers
accept lifts
do that again

avoid alcohol

stop what you're doing
or I'll shoot
look, listen

sit down and shut up
on that

avoid fatty foods

wait just a second
till you're spoken to
till you're called

don't risk it
blow it
do it

avoid counterfeit Viagra

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